A) Licks their fingers like Colonel Sanders to try and get a plastic bag unattached from the stack.
B) Sneezes uncontrollably and uses the atmosphere as her Kleenex. (Here’s that story.)
C) Or what happened yesterday…
Cashier to other cashier: “Be careful…these dollar bills are wet.”
Other cashier: “Huh?…Wet?…why?”
Original Cashier: “Some guy pulled them out of his sock and gave them to me.”
This being said as the cashier is TOUCHING the bills to get them in proper order in his drawer.
I’ve never been so glad to have a debit card in my life. Blech.