This just in: Hand sanitizer completely sold out in one community…

In the last two weeks, I have had the uncanny ability to get the cashier at the store who:

A) Licks their fingers like Colonel Sanders to try and  get a plastic bag unattached from the stack.

B) Sneezes uncontrollably and uses the atmosphere as her Kleenex. (Here’s  that story.)

C) Or what happened yesterday…

Cashier to other cashier: “Be careful…these dollar bills are wet.”

Other cashier: “Huh?…Wet?…why?”

Original Cashier: “Some guy pulled them out of his sock and gave them to me.”

This being said as the cashier is TOUCHING the bills to get them in proper order in his drawer.

I’ve never been so glad to have a debit card in my life. Blech.

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6 Responses to This just in: Hand sanitizer completely sold out in one community…

  1. sue says:

    Hey lady, some of us are drinking coffee when we read your post and now I have to wipe off my screen. I think I’ ll use this towel that I was going to donate to GW, to get all my spit and coffee off the computer.

    My family thinks I am turning into a Hoarder (don’t thrift people have those tendencies anyway?) It is great to connect with others who have the same drive and curiosity. I have just discovered your site and it is already one of my must reads. So, keep up the informative posts and the funny ones too.

  2. Darth Madre says:

    See, I’m such a germophobe, I can’t even use hand sanitizer. I have to scour my hands in boiling water and watch the germs swirl down the drain amongst the soap bubbles, or well…. my hands just ain’t clean. If a cashier handed me wet bills fresh from someone’s sweaty socks, she would get a tip that day. “Keep the change! PLEASE!”

  3. latenightcoffee says:

    Sorry about your computer screen Sue…I’ll donate an extra towel to GW this month 🙂

    Linda…I completely understand the boiling water…I totally do a full body scrub down (i.e. shower scene in Silkwood) when I come back from my trips…if I could figure a way to install a sink in my car…hmmmmmm.

  4. Angela says:

    Hey there, just wanted to let you know that my post tomorrow morning is all about Y-O-U. I hope you don’t have an aversion to cats. 🙂

  5. Sarah says:

    Just too funny…and gross.

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