Category Archives: Junkin’ Humor

“When Good Crafts Go Bad”…Part 2ish

I never thought I would ever top this insane craft magazine. But I did. Ohhhh….I so did. I found this beauty today…and it…is….amazing….ly….horrible. 240 pages of…. absolute garbage! Much like the Santa on the cover. Oh look! Delores is beckoning … Continue reading

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What kind of cookie goes well with listing?

Lately, I prefer to pair a light, traditional snack with my usual thankless heap of listing.  That is why my newest delight is the Mint Flavored Oreo Thins. The sweet, yet unpresumptuous flavor of the mint coupled with the thin, chocolatey texture … Continue reading

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Some thrifting words and phrases defined….

For the novice or the expert, these may come in handy: As-is: From the latin word “As” which means “garbage” and the latin word “is” which means “with a price tag”. Sold: Please sit on me. Please put your stuff … Continue reading

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Thrift Store Lore

Cue the howling wind. Lights…dim.  Cue falling leaves. Spotlight comes on stage. On chair sits an old woman. She’s sleeping. Her eyes open slowly. She scans the crowd. She takes a drink from the jelly jar on the old table … Continue reading

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The Tale of Joan….and her hobby.

Back in 1959, there was a woman named Joan.  Joan lived the ideal life. Wonderful husband. Four beautiful children. And a three story ranch with  garage.  But  alas, Joan needed more. She needed excitement. She needed a thrill. She needed….a … Continue reading

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“Fun with Corn” Part II-Just in time for fall!

“Creating with Corncobs” craft booklet When the nearest Jo-Ann’s is twenty miles away..your garbage can is just as good. *****************************************************  And if you need more ideas for corn…read this.

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I’m soooo going to make something for her baby shower!..or “When Baby Crafts Go Bad”.

In celebration of Mother’s Day…I bring you this post. ************************************************************ I would like to personally thank Pinterest in helping to raise the bar in the crafts department.  Without it, we may still be thumbing through books such as this….. Now … Continue reading

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FROM THE ARCHIVES: “Oh honey…you’re home from work already?”

This week, I found this craft magazine from 1964.  I believe it is the “Holy Grail” of  questionable taste crafts. I’ll let you be the judge. This is the cover. Innocent looking enough. Let’s take a look, shall we? Now, … Continue reading

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That’s my kind of cat….

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You tell ’em kitty….

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